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Report as: spam offensive Hershey Avula on 6/01/07 at 10am

Hey Dan,

Thank you for your helpful comment, and admittedly I was trying to provide some sense of justification for GSC full funding where none really existed. Just to let you know, we are going to be asking for this data, but did not consider the restituion to go back to each body proportionately. I will bring this idea up in our next meeting. We hope that the program's success will be widespread amongst Undergrads and Graduate Students and we are counting on word of mouth along with an upcoming ad blitz to spread the word, so I encourage you to tell all of your friends who could use the shuttle to go ahead and do so. Thanks again, and if you ever have any more comments or suggestions like this I also encourage you to e-mail me (in case I don't read it in the Daily).

Sincerely,
Hershey

Report as: spam offensive Aw shizznips on 6/01/07 at 8pm

Hershey gon' GO WHATCHAMACALLIT all up on your ass, Dan. I'd watch your back if I were you

Report as: spam offensive Marie Forniere on 9/01/07 at 1pm

So, what you're saying essentially is:
If Stanford allows Dr. Rice to work for Stanford, and align herself with the Stanford name...
STANFORD IS A WHORE
Do we want Stanford's reputation to go down the tubes?
What's next?
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NEW STANFORD PROFESSORS FOR 2008-9:
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KARL ROVE - Political Science 101
A Series. Includes Dirty Tricks 301/2/3 and Gaybashing 201, and a special lecture entitled: "How to Make Christians Your Bitch!"
RICHARD "DICK" CHENEY - Gerontology 401
New uses for old people in the workplace: grind them up using advanced rendition techniques! Special Field Trip to fabulous secret locales in Cuba, Romania, and Poland.
JEFF GANNON - Journalism 101
How to Get Jobs By Sucking Cock. Period.
It's easy and it's fun! Demonstrations by former Senator Larry Craig (R-ID). Also includes: How to get night passes to the White House, How to Earn Extra Income while Escorting, in conjunction with Matt Sanchez's lecture on:
"How to Do Gay Porn While Still Being Straight"
(live demonstrations)
LYNNE CHENEY - Women's Studies 609
Ms. Cheney will read sensuous and hard-hitting passages from her masterwork "Sisters" while Swedish pages ply you with wine pressed by naked virgins from her home state of Wyoming. Extra Credit given if you join one of her "think tanks".
OSAMA BIN LADEN - Business Finance 666
[Note: Professor may not be available, in which place another member of the Carlyle Group, such as one of the Bin Laden Brothers or George Bush Sr. will preside over the class]
Subjects include: How to take War Profiteering Cash away from the American people, and by diverting it through "lost" or "stolen" merchandise, build huge illegal secret terrorist empires that don't have to pay taxes and are completely outside the financial system! Unlimited profits guaranteed.
LAURA BUSH - Professor of Education 101
Note: Special Studies Class
How to bring EVERY child, even the most hopeless and borderline retarded, up to a minimum level by reading shitty books to them, spending $999 billion on crappy educational materials and doing nothing else. Laura shows how even your lame-ass child can, under her tutelage, become a loyal Dairy Queen employee and/or President of the United States!
Visual Aids: A Sock Puppet OR her husband George, depending on scheduling.
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anyone else have suggestions for STANFORD?




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