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Is the point of this article just to make fun of sluts?
whatever happened to metaphors!
interesting article
Apparently yes, Dan and Liz.
I think making fun of sluts is a worthy topic of a major school newspaper op-ed, and am in awe of how Mr Franich could extend a bad your-momma joke, which was already trite in the early '90s, to fill an entire column. (It's funny cause there are a lot of bikes on campus!)
Bravo Mr Franich, nay, bravo Stanford Daily.
If this piece has any depth at all, one need not explore those depths for long in order to discover the frankly disgusting implications inherent in the demeaning (and starkly unoriginal) metaphor of the village bicycle.
Things you can do with bicycles: You purchase a bicycle. You borrow a bicycle. You own a bicycle. You leave a bicycle for a car or a motorcycle without a second thought.
To extend any part of this metaphor to another human being, female or not, displays a lack of maturity and humanity that makes me seriously doubt the prospect of your getting any unless the other party (or parties?) is inebriated or otherwise judgment-impaired.
To imply, even in jest, that one can own a woman is to blindly trample on the essential tenets of feminism that many women and men have fought so hard to establish. If I were Simone de Beauvoir, I would administer some serious feminist justice on your ass. But I am only myself, so I shall say this: I am ashamed that such a thing was printed in the Daily. I am discouraged that the feminist movement has obviously had no impact on you. I am embarassed for you for having reduced a woman to an inanimate object whose own concerns are of no relevance to your decisions. And, in a slightly more academic vein, I am devastated to see that the art of the editorial has eluded yet another writer. You have no argument, you have no opposition, and you have no point.
Whoever is dating this man, break up with him. NOW.
So, you're not down to be donkeypunched?
This prim sniffy little article reminds me of a "Wife Swap" episode in which an uptight California fundamentalist Christian Stepford Mom wanted her swap-dad to instruct his daughters about "purity" with the metaphor of a handed-around candy bar. "You wouldn't want to eat a candy bar that all those people have handled, and maybe sneezed on, would you?" she said, tilting her helmet head of hair and assuming a sugar-sweet expression.
Church Lady Lives!

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