When I was but a wee lad, a new man named Mr. Rodriguez moved into my neighborhood. My parents told me not to go near him, but they would not explain why. It turns out that this new man fancied young boys. However, thanks to Megan's Law, I was protected. As a Senator, I will not rest (although my photo may not convey this) until sick people like Mr. Rodriguez are brought to justice, an issue that the administration has ignored for far too long. Won't somebody please think of the children? With Gilberto Jimenez as your Senator, somebody will.

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