I used to think that Admit Weekend was nothing more than the perfect chance for Stanford students to aid ProFros with their college decision process. I thought we would try to sway them with our amazing amenities, world-class education, chill attitudes and endless intellectual opportunities. What I did not expect was for our personal perspectives on the campus’s best sex hideouts and porno reviews to be included in all that.
Yes, it’s stimulating, but not in the way ProFros were encouraged to write about on their applications. Yet Stanford or no Stanford, we’re still college students, which means that sex, alcohol and sex are always the subjects of our thoughts. And, seriously, what ProFros are studious, young “leaders-of-tomorrow” in their very last semester of high school? Please. If the average teen thinks about sex every couple of seconds when they’re working and busy with school, then I’m more than positive — wait, sorry, a naked dude was flashing his (very) goods across my computer screen (whoa). Anyway, in honor of everyone’s obsession with sex, and our ubiquitous reliance on the Internet for it, I believe it’s about time we found some quality sex sites.
At the moment, you’re probably thinking of kitschy places like bangbus.com, teentiger.com, pornohub.com or teenanalqueens.com, where they charge you $9.95 for glossy, overproduced videos in which a flat-chested (or buxom, depending on what you like) teenaged-looking 20-year-old emits the most annoying whine, while some creep screws and slaps her ass every five minutes. Then, just as all squelching and animalistic noises reach their high point, she turns around (because missionary style is so old-fashioned) and gets a face full of it. You know...it. No, I’m not talking about those kinds of sites; that’s porn.
I think it’s about time, rather, that people get introduced to erotica — totally different stuff. While porn is basically a chance for guys to see some bimbo getting bombed in the face, erotica Web sites are much more sophisticated. There are blowjobs, boobs, chains, whips — whatever, but they are usually more concerned with the interaction of two individuals during sex, and they stress mutual gratification, not just throwing a tit in your face and having cream flying everywhere. Erotica Web sites are more thorough in their handling of sex. They want you to be satisfied, safe and skilled.
A prime example of this is a page my quadmate found while perusing an online guide to San Francisco. Tinynibbles.com, created by sex-positive author and blogger Violet Blue, is a raunchy but constructive site with plenty of tits and ass for those who won’t respond to anything else. Blue, a regular sex columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle, gives you everything you need: a guide to fellatio, a guide to cunnilingus, how to do things — with your ass — a guide to finding good porn on the Internet without crashing your computer (holler), sex toys, how to find the g-spot(s), how to have great phone sex, some girls in chains, some girls in Sexy Librarian outfits, hot tattooed gay guys, a complete guide to sex in San Francisco and even some pertinent information for victims of sexual abuse. With that kind of coverage, I’m not sure if there’s anything that Blue misses. She also has some links to good diners and restaurants in the city for when all that sexual exercise stirs your appetite.
I must say that after looking at some other erotica sites (I liked you, clitical.com, I really did), I am pleasantly surprised by Tiny Nibbles. Take her reference to sexual healing, for example. It’s extremely rare for so-called sex-positive enthusiasts (read: people who feel the need to justify their Olympian libidos) to even address the issue of sexual healing for victims of abuse. Although Blue herself hasn’t directly coached those with sexual trauma, I respect the fact that she prominently provides links to information about it on her site.
This, in conjunction with a plethora of resources on safe sex and education, makes Tiny Nibbles an ideal place for readers who want more than just circle jerks and gag fests. After all, and as some of you have had the displeasure of finding out, sex isn’t only about the act itself. Afterwards, if there’s a big mess (of emotions and awkward circumstances, of course), then you have to clean it up. Don’t worry, Blue is looking out for you.
In short, she’s got everything right there waiting for you — waiting while you finish watching high definition Anal Teens 4. I suppose that, in the meantime, while readers vigorously make the shift from smut to smart, she’ll be updating the site with more bondage pictures and ways to find the right lube, so perhaps it is best to hold off a bit and see what goodies she’ll have later. Remember, guys: you don’t want to take too long, but surely don’t cum — err, come — too early.

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