As the year goes by, Roxy is fairly accustomed to receiving emails asking her sex-goddessly self for advice — sometimes, as you will see, of a rather personal nature. In her last column of the year, Roxy has taken the opportunity to respond to some of those desperate pleas. Here, for the benefit of Stanford students, are Roxy’s favorite letters and replies. Roxy feels that these issues apply to many students on the Stanford campus, so she hopes this column is useful to you when she must leave you on your own this summer!

Dear Roxy,

I’ve wanted to hook up with this one girl since freshman year. She was in my IHUM section, but I just never worked up the courage. What should I do?

• Sex-Deprived Senior

Dear ALL sex-deprived seniors,

Too easy! Seniors, this is your last chance to conquer that fine piece of Stanford ass after which you’ve always lusted. Go for it! And if you get drunk enough, neither one of you will even remember come class reunion.

• Roxy

Dear Roxy,

Talking about sex makes me really uncomfortable. Reading your column makes me cry sometimes late at night. Please stop.

• Scarred for Life

Dear Scarred,

Do yourself a favor and stop reading my column. And, while you’re at it, consider growing up. How do you think you got here?

• Roxy

Dear Roxy,

Sometimes I feel like my roommate is trying to protect my non-existent virginity. When I have guys over, she talks to us about heaven and hell and refuses to leave the room for hours. What should I do?

• Frustrated

Dear Frustrated Indeed,

Roxy refers you to her article of earlier this year. Please, find somewhere else to have sex! Stanford has plenty of places where you can get down to business. Write back if you discover some of your own.

• Roxy

Dear Roxy,

Some of your suggestions to make sex sexier just seem so far out there. Do people really do that stuff?

• Dubious Doubter

Dear Dubious,

Yes. Well, Roxy knows at least one person does that stuff because it’s her! But, really, most people do kinky things in private, even the ones that seem the most serious during the day. Think about that next time you’re interviewing for a job.

• Roxy

Dear Rox,

Will you have sex with me?

• Please?

Dear Please,

Much as Roxy would like to, um, please you, she doesn’t accept email requests for sex, unless you attach a picture. Ciao!

• Roxy

Roxy sincerely hopes that she’s been able to help her readers out this year. Send more questions for Roxy to roxysass@gmail.com. Roxy’s byword for this summer is “hedonism,” so she’ll just remind you to get what you want this summer. Don’t let your summer lovin’ happen so fast that you don’t stop to enjoy it. Roxy out!