1. “The Aristocrats”

How pornographically smutty can you get using the power of the filthy English language? Ask Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams, who were among the hundred or so comedians asked to fill in the nasty details of an ongoing vaudeville joke.

2. “King Kong”

Now this one’s been around since 1933. How odd that over 70 years later no one has protested this movie for its blatant promotion of bestiality. Forget homosexuality or interracial dating, King Kong (Andy Serkis) and Ann (Naomi Watts) have slipped under the radar as perhaps one of the most radical couples in film history. As in “Brokeback Mountain,” perhaps they have been excused due to context, but still, isn’t this crossing the line?

3. “Rent”

A gay couple — one a cross-dressing Hispanic and one an African-American; a white and black couple. . . make that two. I almost forgot the lesbians — just about every couple in this musical-turned-movie shatters the image of the traditional relationship. When will that ever become part of our American heritage? I guess when we start belting out numbers to a synchronized dance in the middle of the street.

4. “Brokeback Mountain”

The only reason the tent scene was not considered soft-core gay pornography was because its context in the film is a beautiful display of pent-up emotion between Ennis (Heath Ledger) and Jack (Jake Gyllenhaal). Isolate the scene and lengthen it a bit and you could turn the title, “Brokeback Mountain,” into a good pornographic pun.

5. “Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire”

Daniel Radcliffe shows a new side of himself in this fourth installment as he bares some naughtiness in the bathtub scene. That he’s British just makes it liberating.