Hooking up for the last couple of weeks has been great, but what’s your last name again?

Under $15

For him: “Pleasure Grams” from the Sexual Health Peer Resource Center are a convenient and safe option for the holiday. You can choose among three different “fun kits,” which consist of condoms, dental dams, lube and even feathers. (SHPRC, $1)

For her: Body Talk Chocolate Tattoos are a sexy way to keep things fun and light, this unique gift set comes with a jar of chocolate paint and three provocative stencils. What better way to say “Happy Valentines Day” than writing it on her body in chocolate? (www.wonderfullywacky.com, $9.95)

Under $40

If you decide to go up a notch, but still don’t want to look as if you’re trying, there are always the classics:

For him: Personalized t-shirts and boxers are an easy way to get his attention, while keeping things low key. You can make your message as suggestive or as bland as you want, depending on where you see the relationship going.

(www.findgifts.com, $30)

For her: One can never go wrong with chocolate-covered strawberries from Godiva (www.godiva.com. $24.99) or a cute stuffed animal attached to some candy (you can grab that Monday morning at the Bookstore).

Over $40

If you’re still in the initial stages of dating, you shouldn’t even be considering spending this much So either take your relationship to the next level or get some perspective.

Should the wedding be before or after graduate school?

Under $15

For him: Nothing quite says, “I love you” like a bean. Put it in some dirt, add water and up sprouts your very own bean with the words “I love you” printed on the side. He might be slightly scared at first, but he’ll soon warm up to the plant. (www.findgifts.com, $9.98)

For her: You can’t really beat the bean, but for something cheap and sweet go for a silk chemise. She’ll be pleased, and it could have benefits for you both. (Gap, $14.99)

Under $40

For him: If you want something that will last forever and also show him how serious you are, why not a bit of the ocean? An acre to be more precise. Buy an acre of the Pacific Ocean for only $19.95 and have it named after him or maybe even your future child. (www.findgifts.com)

For her: Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve. Why not prove your devotion by wearing it all over? Show that you’ll go to all lengths for her, by wearing a giant heart costume around campus. She might be mortified, but she’d secretly love it. (www.wonderfullywacky.com)

Over $40

For him: A classic bottle of Moet Chandon topped with some chocolates or cookies is always a nice way to display your affection. They say money can’t buy love, but it can help. (Atkinsons, $43.99)

For her: The go-all-out chocolates, or more specifically, “Godiva Temptations Selection.”Sure she’ll know they’re expensive, but will it be worth the pain you feel as you watch her bite into a nine-dollar truffle? (www.godiva.com, $125)

Wish you were here, but you’re in Wisconsin.

Under $15

For him: To ensure that he doesn’t replace you with an actual human being, send your significant other his very own blow-up girlfriend. This cheap replacement can serve as a constant reminder that you’re always watching. To feel even more secure you could stick a picture of yourself on the dolls face. (www.gagsplus.com, $3.99)

For her: The “Somebody at Stanford loves you” bears might be cliché, but they are sweet, and a good way to ensure her that she has nothing to worry about. It will also let potential suitors know who’s boss (or at least who’s going to be in a few years). (Stanford Bookstore, $14)

Under $40

For him: The Kama Sutra Weekender Kit is good way to ensure that he’ll be excitedly expecting your next visit, whether it is in a week or a month. Maybe by the time you get there, he’ll have certain pages bookmarked.

(www.amazon.com, $22.79)

For her: These “Never far Away” bracelets are slightly over the top, but you do have to make up for the extreme distance. On the outside they read “Remember” while the inside fittingly says “I’m always here for you.” (www.findgift.com, $39.99)

Over $40

For him: A web-cam is the perfect gift for your dual purposes. While he thinks you just want to see his lovely face, you can be on the constant watch for mysterious women’s clothing and the cheerleader next door.

For her: If you want to really make your presence known, why not 100 long stem roses dipped in 24kt gold? They’re only $3,145. I’m sure she’ll consider it money well spent. While you’re at it, why not throw in the Victoria’s Secret diamond-encrusted $1 million bra.