1) Brendan Selby — He’s been described as a “frat boy” — a tribute to his swimmer’s physique, chiseled good looks and surgically-attached backwards Cubs hat. The brains under that cap are nothing to sneeze at either: This stud briefly declared honors in the humanities major in order to take an upper-level class about the obscure French philosopher Montaigne. Sacre bleu!

2) Sarah Lustbader — This native New Yorker’s jaw dropping looks are surpassed only by her biting social commentary, frat boy liver and ample, uh, brains. Those in the know can find her slumming in Alphabet City’s finest dive bars. A, B, C, DD!

3) David Herbert — The shaggy hair, a closet full of Brooks Brothers polo shirts, his left-wing extremism, a penchant for Corona and a love of squash. He is a sea of contradictions. One thing can’t be disputed, however — he is one devilishly handsome fellow. Some call him “thin.” This author prefers “cut from marble.” Take your pick.

4) Mia Ashton — This blond bombshell may hail from North Carolina, but don’t let her Red-State, private-school pedigree fool you. Mia will shut you out in Beirut, finish your beers for you and still look sizzling in high heels and a miniskirt.

5) Will Oremus — If power is an aphrodisiac, Will is sitting pretty. As the editor-in-chief of The Daily, he commands the respect of a staff of over 50 editors and writers, all the while exuding an irresistible Midwestern charm. His six-foot frame, sparkling blue eyes and boyish smile don’t hurt either. Look for him getting ripped on the beach with honorable mention Eric Eldon.

6) Jennie Kim — Words cannot adequately describe this vixen, but let me attempt it. No offense to other Daily staffers, but Jennie is a flower that grew out of a pot of dirt. Her smile melts glaciers. Her laugh makes angels cry with joy. She was not born; she emerged from a seashell to the ringing of silver trumpets. Eat it, Helen.

7) Anthony Ha — Anthony defies expectations both in and out of his clothes. Poorly dressed and groomed, he actually made a small fortune selling videos from the Stanford Police Department evidence room, including Exotic Erotic footage and the infamous Crothers Memorial sex tapes. His small frame also belies the powerful thrusting ability of his thighs and buttocks. Plus, he can be checked into the overhead compartment on most flights.

8)Tam Vo — Mau mau! There’s no cure for yellow fever, but Tam may be the next best thing. She’s a tight little package with an adorable bob haircut and awesome taste in music. Play your cards right and she may give you one of her amazing massages. Sorry, no happy ending.

9) Jules the Penguin — Perennial candidate for editor-in-chief, Jules is a hardened veteran of newsroom. He’s soft and cuddly, but also a tireless advocate for the poor, downtrodden and Mikey Lee. He can also boast that he’s slept with both Will Oremus and Brendan Marten. Downside? He also slept with Ramin.

10) Camille Ricketts — Camille recently returned from D.C. with jet black hair, red, white and blue braces and a libido in overdrive. Since she was placed in Terra upon her return, Camille can usually be found prowling around campus moving in on unsuspecting freshmen and the elderly. God bless America!