Oliver? I Barely Knew Her!

Rape charges can’t keep a good director down
By Joshua Smith
INTERMISSION| The esteemed director / statutory rapist Roman Polanski returns to the theme of desperate isolation that garnered him an Academy Award for the devastatingly beautiful “The Pianist” with a new film adaptation of the Dickens classic “Oliver Twist.”

Where else can you kung fu/dance/kill?

By Eric Ford
INTERMISSION| Coming back to the Farm for another long year of classes usually puts a lot of issues on the mind of the average student.

Roxy sells herself cheap on a front lawn

By Roxy Sass
INTERMISSION| Roxy seems to recall a fashion and style article that told you kids not to spend all your money at Ikea last week. What’s so sexy about furniture that doesn’t have any vowels in its name?

With these classics, the VHS bin will never let you down.

By Sean Howell
INTERMISSION| Folks, it’s time to dust off those VCR’s and brush up on that 80’s and 90’s pop culture, because boy, have we got some movies for you.

Unknown music is the Russian roulette of garage sales

By Julia Brown
INTERMISSION| Garage sales offer you a window into someone’s life. In no way is this clearer than in their music selection. Rifling through people’s old CD’s can give you a sense of what type of person they are, what type of taste they have and what type of taste they had (and would rather not remember).

Intermission’s guide to making the most out of your Saturday morning garage sale runs

By Victor Fuste and Brendan Marten
INTERMISSION| Infomercial Fitness Equipment The Total Gym - sure, it might sound like a good idea at 2 a.m. on a Thursday morning, but you’ll probably think otherwise after making those bothersome “monthly payments of only $199” for three years straight while the thing collects dust in your garage.